Dr. Ross Dog Food and Super Koola in cap-top cans...
Oh, wow, someone here is as old as I am!
Anyone else remember "Western Airlines, the o-o-o-only way to fly!"
Or, "She's Camay all over..."
I think Ipana toothpaste was touted as "friendly to your tee-eeth."

And here are a couple of parodies:

"I wonder where the yellow went?
Somebody had an accident!"

"I hate Bosco, it's full of TNT.
Mommy put it in my milk, to try to poison me.
But I fooled Mommy, and put it in her tea,
And now there is no Mommy to try and poison me!"

"Double your pleasure, double your fun --
Make out with two guys instead of just one."

Folk music of the post-radio age.