Beer, I'm with you. I used to be the "Peace at any price" type. Now, I'm like Russian toilet paper; I don't take no crap off nobody.

Usually, I like to make someone laugh every day if I can. A few days ago, I went to the drive in of my local pharmacy, got my prescription, and the young woman said "Do you have any questions." I said "Yes, what is your phone number." I thought she was going to foul her knickers. I wonder if she would have laughed if my prescription had been for Viagra? Remember, I'm 76.