OMG, I've just discovered Mudcat's answer to Statler and Waldorf, here.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome BOZO AND BLACK, the new alternative comedy duo – well it's certainly an alternative to comedy, folks!

Please, please can I be your agent – we'll make a fortune. You'll go down a storm in Student Unions.

Look, the way I see it is that Black is dressed in a German SS uniform and Bozo is dressed as a circus performing dog in a little tutu.

Black: I say, I say, my dog's got no nose.
Bozo: Oh dear, Black, how do I smell?
Black: Like an unwashed student!
Bozo: Ha, ha, that's really good, Black.
Black: I say, Bozo, are you trying to do a Jake the Peg impression?
Bozo: No, Black, I'm just pleased to see you….. (tries to fuck Black's leg)
Black: Stop that you animal. Bozo, have you been smoking wacky baccy like those students?
Bozo: No, Black, why do you ask?
Black: Because you're talking a load of incoherent shite.
Bozo: No, I always talk like that. (Sits down and begins to lick his own arse)
Black: Please stop that, Bozo.
Bozo: Why, Black?
Black: Because that's my job! (Looks closely at Bozo's privates) I say, Bozo, have you been to Brazil recently?
Bozo: No, Black, I've been to Argentina. Why?
Black: Ah, that explains why you've got no nuts!

This is the most fun I've had since Reimagined Village. Anyone else care to join in?