Backwoodsman, I know. First time I visited England I was thrilled to be able to drive at 70 mph on the wrong side of the road.

Actually, the PROPER side of the road is whatever side most others are driving on.

An old man was on the Maine turnpike when his daughter called him on his cell phone. She told him to be careful because the news report just said there was a crazy old fool going the wrong way on the turnpike. He said to her "What do you mean, A crazy fool? there are hundreds of them"!