Kat,

LOL!!

I'll use that one at the sesh tonight!

Here's some more to ponder:

Tertiary: Clint Eastwood

Curlew: Hairstylist

Menstruate: Realistic male bodymass

Binnacle: Small bin

Pannikin: Corporal Jones

Morbid: Up the ante at auction

Morbidity: Dirge

Ultramarine: More than able seaman

Disgruntle: Remove porcine vocal cords

Spinnakers: Speciality contortionist's act

Euphemism: Teenager –speak

Prosthesis: Expert's dissertation

Falsehood: Imitation sou'wester

Porcupine: Bacon craving