@Georgian - I LOVE the thought of a fully costumed Elmo saying "I told him "Lay off pal or you'll end up dead"." Good work!

@Neil - Haaaaaaaaaa! "Elmo now going to kick your fat ass"
The milk flew FAR out of my nose on THAT one!

@Amos - WELCOME BACK! Quite the ballad! Would have been another fun twist if the Elmo in the music shop was a DIFFERENT Elmo! Ha! Great as-is though!

@Mousethief - BRILLIANT! E-L-M-O ELMO! Very contagious!
And ONE RED AIR CAR had me standing at my desk with my fist in the air!

@Matthew - Great research! PERFECT tune for the situation!

Great work all!

- Al