999... "Forgot to mention I lightly salt it."

Jaysus man!!! Joe F ain't got nUthin on you. Salt the bacon fat fried bread? That's not gross... that's fookin sick. My cheeks, what are left of them after the slice&dices are sucked in at the very thought.

You win, hands down... I hope. Oh my, oh my.

Bread fried in bacon fat... and then add salt? I shall have a hard time getting that off my cheeks. That oughtta be a blues song about hard times er arteries er both.

But, I asked, eh? Didn't think I'd hear that one, tho. Again... oh my!