Yer right, Jack, but them stock cars just won't go 200 mph... Maybe 85 on the back stretch... That ain't gonna fill up Charlotte International... No sir, Jack, won't do it so...
...when you hear that the Obama tax ****compromise (???)*** bill has passed just remember the two finest words known to mankind: 200 mph!!!
Got it, Jack???
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Ya' ever go 200, Jack???
I didn't think so... Heck, son, it's like diein' and going to Heaven... Ain't diein' an' goin to Heaven worth somethin', Jack??? Well, sho it is... I mean, if you take the population of what??? 300 million??? And we give NASCAR $40 mill then the Wes Ginny Slide Rule has it at less then a measly quarter fir every American that has a pass to Heaven!!!