The all-time classic for this class of song is the ancient THE BALL OF KERRIEMUIR (Kirriemuir?), which can be found in the DT and which I will not venture to quote, leaving you to embarrass yourselves!

I am also partial to "KEEP ON TRUCKIN', MAMA", "A JOLLY YOUNG TINKER FROM LONDON TOWN", and "Wallowing in the Throes of Fornication" which describes the delirious delights of alleycats and hippopotami in the same song!

Finally, a very ribald French ditty called "The Queen's Mouthfuls" discusses a really bawdy evening of activity between the King and Queen Victoria. But unlike the song I will leave the details to your perfervid imaginings!

Regards,

Amos