O squirreldly-wise Santa,

I recieved a box in the mail today from a San Jose address that sounded like it was full of nuts when I shook it. I take it that this is indeed and in word the very Box (it had no handle, so it can't be a nut-case) that I'll get to Fanta-Santasize over until I wake up on Christmas morn. It just rattled when I shook it. I was half expecting to hear The Chipmunks doing the Nutcracker Suite or something else from the Squirreled Music section of the library, but I'm sure that

Bushy-Tailed Secret Santa,
You'll go down in Hickory....

...Or get a McAdda-Mia Award or something.
(Acorny joke, I know)

Or some of Mrs. Margerine's Filberts....

I'm just trying to think of Folk-related things that squirrels might do, besides maybe fill oaks.....

But thank you, and Merry Christmas
(unless you're Jewish and attend a Squirrely Temple)

I'll try not to overdo it with the nuts, as I tend to get Planter's Wart.....

Your pleading "In" Santee,
Severn