I took a trip to China that's where Lipton made his tea
Strolling round and round just to see what I could see
I looked into a window shop and much to my surprise
Twa wee lanky Chinamen sitting scoffing pies

For they were all Scotsmen everyone a Scotsmen
some were there fae old Kinross, Gallowgate and Gorbals cross
Och aye believe it if you like
we're the son of the heather, fought together Scotsmen everyone


These were lyrics I learned from a couple of Glasgow boys in the seventies.