Sorry, Capt'n, but if you didn't have this, ahhhhhh, thing, fir farm animals then, ahhhhhh...
Well, nevermind farm animals fir now... I mean, it's almost Christmas and I got out my Nativity scene to set up and I had forgotten just how many farm animals there was in that box...
(I thought you said "nevermind farm animals fir now", Boberdz???)
Okay, I did but right after that I remembered that this thread is about the Capt'n, home alone at Christmas and... Well, you know how them things go in Maine... Gets cold up there... Ain't no such thing in Maine as a "three dog night"... No sir... Ya might get one dog, one sheep and a llama... Well, heck, word on the street is that you might get any combination of critters...
Not that I know nuthin' about that stuff, mind you...