Now this may sound cruel but it isn't intended to be...

I have broken, sliced or smashed just about everything that can be broken, sliced or smashed but haven't ever allowed myself to give in to the break, slice or smash... Might of fact, I seem to learn a way around stuff every time... Most of my musical break troughs have come during the break, slice or smash times so...

...my advice??? If mom is half as stubborn as I am she'll figure it out... God gave us a great vice... It's called, "yer legs"... Amazin' how tight you can squeeze a jar between yer legs...

(No jokes, please... Okay, some jokes but make 'um funny, will ya'???)

Seriously, if mom is a determined woman she'll figure stuff out...

(Yer mean, Boberdz...)

No, not really...

Say "Hey" to mom fir me, will ya???

B~