Danged, Spawzer... Now look what you done... You have Sins threatenin' to come and drag yer sorry ass outta that warm hospital bed and let Karen have it... Man, if that happens then you have just set back the development of "man" (not womanz) back, ahhhhh, let's see??? Maybe a couple of weeks... You want that??? Hell no, you don't!!! I say that the best defense is a strong offense... Know what I mean??? I'm talkiin' Reg Boyz here... I'm talkin' flagellation... Are we gonna let a bunch of womenz push us around, 'er what...

I tell ya' what, Spawzer... Seein' as yer flagellator ain't up to the task I'm gonna have my Couzin Rufus make a few calls... Yeah, we know how to fight fire with fire... No, no... Please don't light that match... That was just one of the metaphoric things... Put the match down... Man, you could blow this joint up with this su7pply of "man's not-so-secret-weapon"....

So, that's the plan, Spawzer... You detract the nurses and me, Couzin Rufus and maybe he can get then Reg Boyz (they related, ya know) to take care of Sins... She won't know what hit her... Okay, she prolly will but no matter...

But just in case, I recommend that you take them bed sheets and tie yer ass to that bed...

(Have you thought this through, Boberdz???)

Why you ask???

(Well, it sounds pretty juvenile...)

You got a point???

Not to worry, Spawzer... Ol' hillbilly got this one figurated out purdy danged good... Sins won't get within a hunnert feet of you... I mean, she'll hit that wall of, ahhhhhh, cologne and she'll be like coughin' 'n sputterin' and she'll have to come back here an' tell the rest of the womenz that we men definitely have the upper hand when it comes to this shit...

Sho nuff will...

But the best part about this is that after yer well an' ya' ain't got no half crazed womenz threatenin' to throw yer sorry ass out on the street from the ICU ward that we can get Couzin Rufe and the Reg Boyz together fir a little Christmas carolin' (wink, wink) next year... Know what I mean??? Maybe we can can Santa Claus all beaned up and fightin' for the good side???

Meanwhile, lock yer door and teach the nurses a code-knock to get in...

B~