Hey Charlie, I think I speak for all of the rest of us regarding your Tree when I say I sincerely hope you can get it up by Christmas Eve. Once you get it up, I suggest hanging some tinsel on it and putting a star on the top. If you are a married man, maybe your wife will help you hang some colored lights on it. After all, there's no reason to get it up unless it becomes the center of the celebration.

Sorry, but I knew if Spaw was here, he would find that one irresistable.