Hey, if I'm gonna do the time at least wait until I've done the crime...

But on a serious note, there ain't no way in the world that a man as down right ugly as Ol' Haley can get elected president... I mean, he makes Lyndon Johnson look like a Playgirl centerfold... Sho nuff does... I mean, I look at Ol' Haley and automatically think of one rather obnoxious hog that I once saw at the McKaffe's farm... There was a railroad track that run right next to that farm and word is that a coal train with a 174 fully loaded cars saw that hog, jumped tracks and took a dirt road... That is ugly, folks, and as God as my witness that hog looked a heck of alot better than Ol' Haley...

Face it, the only thing that Ol' Haley need to run for is a good plastic surgeon...

B~