I have investigated, quite thoroughly, the stories about Chongo and Chinga and have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are completely true. Chongo did indeed leave home and thereby forced his sister into a Life Of Shame in order to support their aged mother.

I cannot agree that Chongo would be a good bodyguard for Spaw, as records of the Chicago Police Department clearly show that every time he sees a ventilator he thinks it's some sort of bong, that he's shot up Emergency Rooms when they wouldn't give him morphine and/or cocaine, and that when he was once hired to empty bedpans he flung the feces at passers-by.