Yessir, Mr Dylan, sir. Give me a call when you get your ASCAP royalties, and maybe we can get together and you can buy me a beer and give me some songwriting lessons.
If you had ever actually owned a small business, especially one that provided a place to play for people because you like them and you enjoy listening, NOT because they bring in a bundle of money knocking off ASCAP, you might have a smaller attitude about this, and you could more neatly fold it up before cramming it up your ass. Put that in a song, why don't you?