Terrible Weather for a Fishing Trip

One Saturday morning he gets up early, puts on his long johns, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck, and down the driveway he goes.

As he gets to the street he realizes it's worse than he thought: there is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back--now with a different anticipation--and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"