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Thread #134484   Message #3060238
Posted By: GUEST,Ken Wood
23-Dec-10 - 03:54 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: The Silly Christmas Song Thread
Subject: Lyr Add: BRUNO
This is one I picked up from 'Geordie-Peorgie' last Christmas - He wrote it while working in customer services for a bank - Say no more!

BRUNO

Everyone's heard of Rudolph.
The reindeer with the shiny nose
And Cupid and Dancer also
And the other ones I suppose
But nobody's heard of Bruno!
The reindeer no one talks about
This is a sad old story
I'll tell you how it came about.

One cold and icy Christmas Eve,
Bruno he was placed
One place behind Rudolph
And they set off at a pace.

It happened just over Margate,
They were flying through the dark
When something shot right across them.
Santa had to pull up sharp
With a screech of reindeer hoof-track
Like polystyrene on a dustbin lid
Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer
Couldn't stop as quick as Rudolph did.

Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer
Was a sorry sight to see
Covered in reindeer doo-dah
Not much shouting out with glee
All of the other reindeer
Turned their noses up at such a sight
Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer
Covered in reindeer ………….

Poop !!!