My 1 year old nephew sat on Santa's lap this month...and he screamed...so his parents got some blackmail photo.

It's funny, though. I have a long beard, too...and he screams whenever I hold him.....he's not a screamer though. He's normally a very happy joyful kid. I have a photo of me smiling, holding him on my lap while he's crying and trying to get away! I put it on the facebook page of my guide to bad parenting.