"callithumpian profligacy" !!!!

Omigod. Amazing. I swan. I am going to use that overwhelmingly sophisticated new phrase to confound my friends and acquaintances and reduce them to stunned silence. I can't wait to insert it casually into some mundane conversation and watch the faces around me reel in confusion and envy of my superior verbal skills!

Thank you, Amos. You have done it again. What would I do without you?