Jacqui, I was going to add that but thought better of it.
Now I'm going to let them in on the whole story.

I commented to her that the Viagra ads all say, "If you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call a Doctor." I said, "To hell with the Doctor, I'd call you." and you replied, "I'll be on the next plane."

Folks, my wife passed her humor test right off the bat. She still spells it funny, but it's ok.