Sorry Dick, I don't get it.
Anyway, reading back through the thread I was reminded of the bloke who brought his (v. large) dog into the bar.
"This will beat any dog you've got" he says.
The barman says "Could he beat my yoke out in the yard?"
"No trouble - let's say a tenner."
Out back, the bloke's dog is polished off in ten seconds flat.
Parting with his tenner, he says "What sort of dog is that?"
"It's a long-nosed, short-legged terrier - some people call it a crocodile."
Happy Pugilism Day, Davy.