Imagine that though.....an entire continent without Birds Custard.

If they could get their hands on the really addictive stuff like Birds Custard they would soon stop pissing about with crack cocaine.

Someone ought to set up as a dealer. hustling small packets on street corners - it has precedents as a sales technique. Could you get a bank loan to start up such an enterprise....?

they might make a film.....the English Custard Connection.