The ladies among us may wish to turn their eyes away from the contents of this thread. The more mature (acting) women may decide to look on just to observe what the other side does in an instance like this. And those women who are more fun loving and lighthearted may wish to join in. However that may be....

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OK, Now that I have your attention let me lay out what I'm looking for. I have to go to a bachelor party this Friday and I'm looking for ideas. I haven't done this in at least a decade! I suppose I could just put together a wimpy thread asking for suggestions but it would be better if I threw a party and saw what comes up! (That line's for you Spaw!)

So here's the situation. Our old buddy Ferdinand D'ahble (better known to his buddies as Ol' Ferd) is getting married at noon and we have to party the night away. What do you bring to add to the party? Songs? Recitations? Tricks? Unlike the usual run of the mill bachelor party women are invited (this is, after all, the nineties).

Limitations? We don' need no stinking limitations!

So let the music and laughter fill the room as we send Ol' Ferd off to join the ranks of the married. The first rounds on me! Fill up your glasses and let's give a toast to the upcoming nuptials.