""The Tea Party makes a gawdawful amount of racket for a bunch of people with the collective I.Q. of a newt.""

And what have newts ever done to you, that you treat them so unfairly?

If it weren't for newts I'd have nothing with which to compare my state of inebriation.

I can't see myself saying "I'm as pissed as a teabagger!" It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Don T.