The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134473   Message #3065540
Posted By: Severn
02-Jan-11 - 10:25 AM
Thread Name: BS: Solstice/Yule/Christmas/Holiday Tavern
Subject: RE: BS: Solstice/Yule/Christmas/Holiday Tavern
Squiddy Grabs the drunken horse, who's singing,

"Gwine to run all night
Gwine to run all day..."

and gives him a whole package of Ex-Lax, pours the contents of the coffeemaker down his throat, takes him outside and shakes him over the rose garden until he's finally empty. We should have some prize winners in the Garden Club competition this year!

Tyler's dogs howl with laughter, and it sounds like there was a full moon shining on a passing fire truck....

The Squid then ties the horse to the hitching post with a double knot. Now, what to do with the Jello Pit with the Smell o' Shit...

Liz pours a little "Truth Serum" from her glass unseen into Raven's dish in hopes he might loosen up and reveal where he's been. So far, he ain't tellin' nothin"!....