Cheryl Cole got a name check in my last book while I was under the impression she was someone else entirely. Although the conceit worked at the time, I do feel a pang of guilt that I meant a different member of Girls Aloud.
Since I used the person(s) as an index of obscurity, Ms Cole's star has risen making the allusion a nonsense.

However I'm sure Cheryl could knock out as canny a rendition of The Lambton Worm as any if she put her mind to it.