The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3065723
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
02-Jan-11 - 03:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yeah, that would probably scare Hawk right off. Ook! Ook! Only he claims to be "in touch with his female side" ya never know. He is truly weird. He might start givin' her some gentle relationship advice, then lissenin' patiently as she talks about all her troubles, and commisseratin' with her about all them deadbeat can't be trusted men out there.

I would never waste time doin' that unless I had (cough! cough!) ulterior motives of some kind. Know what I'm sayin'? ;-D

It's even worse when ya get a house full of primate banana smugglers or contraband hooch movers. Trust me. In that case, the woman has gotta come out with a loaded tommy gun and just empty a full drum of .45 cal ammo in all directions. That clears the deck way better than the wedding dress.

- Chongo