My brother used to have an Opal. He was parked on the street one day and had just opened the drivers side door when a city bus came along and whacked it. They gave him some money but instead of using it to fix the car, he bought a tuxedo instead. He doesn't play the guitar, but he does sing in a Native American drum group.

Mister has a Washburn and a Jeep Cherokee. (Yes, we each have a red Cherokee.)But he really wants a cool old truck, like a Willys, or a PT Cruiser. Actually I want the PT Cruiser...