The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25650   Message #306630
Posted By: NightWing
27-Sep-00 - 01:02 PM
Thread Name: Anyone here had to recite?
Subject: RE: Anyone here had to recite?
Whoops! Forgot you need line breaks in a pre block:

    When a man grows old and his balls grow cold
And the tip of his tool turns blue
And it bends in the middle like a one-stringed fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.

So pull up a chair and stand me a drink
And a tale to you I'll tell ...
Of Mexican Pete and Dead-Eye Dick
And a harlot called Eskimo Nell.

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[100 verses or so later]

When a man grows old and his balls grow cold
And the tip of his tool turns blue
And the hole in the middle refuses to piddle,
Well, I'd say he was f***ed, wouldn't you?