A joke I heard that I think Pat would enjoy.

Conversation between a husband and wife:-

H. Honey, if I died would you miss me?

W. Of course I would dear.

H. And would you mourn my passing?

W. You know I would.

H. And would you keep the house?

W. Yes dear, it's our home, and I would hate to leave it.

H. Would you ever re-marry?

W. In time I might, if the right man came along.

H. And would you bring him home to our house?

W. I suppose so. It would make sense.

H. And would you give him my car?

W. Maybe.

H. And would you give him my golf clubs?

W. No dear, I would not.

H. Why is that honey?

W. Because he's left handed!



A bloody good reason to live.
Don T.