Ain't me, Mark... When I clean my still I let the water run right back into the ground... Plus, the Hawksbill Creek don't flow into Arkansas...

Maybe the Republicans had somethin' to do with it...

Anyone know where John "Birdkiller" Bonehead was the night of the crime???

Didn't think so... Yeah, I know... His wife said he was home cryin' over some old Lassie reruns... I doubt it...

B~