....As long as it's not that despicable piano accordion version that opens the Sunday omnibus.

A letter in The Grauniad today points out that not only was David the only witness of Nigel's "accident", he was also the only witness of the "accidental death" of Clarrie's dad in 1987 at the hands of a mysterious falling tree-branch. I've long suspected that there is something of the dark side to this bloke.