Sing a song of syphillis
a penis full of pus
four and twenty harlots
f*cking in a bus
when the scabs were opened
(I forget, bugga. I'm not as good as I once was, but i'm as good once as I ever was.)

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey,
along came a spider and sat beside her
and She said "F*ck off Hairy Legs."

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue,
and Mary isn't wearing any!

Feeling rude in the nude was Miss Prim
when she went down to the river for a swim
'till a man in a punt
stuck an oar in her eye
and now she has to wear glasses