Sounds like Max is going to scrap the chat archive. (THANK YOU!) Anyway, now that THAT'S out of my system...

If you have RealProducer, you can record just about anything - CD tracks, other RealAudio files, or just about any sound file. You can download it from the same place you get RealAudio player. There's just a bunch of stuff you have to figure out to record a file, but it's mostly pretty easy.