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Thread #59418   Message #3071630
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
10-Jan-11 - 05:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I got ways of stayin' young that you don't know about, Rap. It involves combinin' a spicy mixture of rare ingredients like good quality whiskey, Cuban cigars, classy dames, vintage weapons, and fast cars. But you gotta combine the ratios just right or you'll get old before your time. Ook! Ook! ;-D Yup. I seen people kick the bucket by 30 livin' the way I do. Ya know why? They didn't get the ratio right.

Amos, yer problem is that you ain't a complete anything. You can say what you want about me, but at least I ain't a partial jerk, a partial success, a partial loser or a partial intellect...like some people I could mention around here. No sir. Nothin' partial or half-baked about me. When I go fer somethin' I go all the way.