sex changes....Famous flower of serving Men

you can't tell me there wasn't a bit of hanky panky going on there, pre=revelation that is. how many men do you call....famous flower. You can kiss my tulips and play with my periwinkle, if there wasn't.

And why do they have to burn Mum at the end.....?

Ammended version

Jump off the pyre and kiss me Mum!
We'll both go shopping and be good chums.

Seriously, wouldn't that be a lot nicer?