Alan, you are wrong! I learned to like Vegemite at the age of 35. I was a bit shocked the first time; but loved it the second time on.

Dave, why shouldn't spaw light a match whilst farting. That should get rid of the 'roids.

Once when I was in a non-'mite country, I discovered that hacho miso is a great substitute for Vegemite or Marmite. In fact, I think I am starting to like it better. BTW I spread my Vegemite pretty thick.

I am a great fan of Kim Cheee. My late wife tried her hand at teaching violin (she was an orchestral player). She got these Korean students and once one of their parents taught us to make Kim Chee. There are actually several kinds--some made with daicons and some with cabbage. The ones with daicons (those great big radish-like things. I think daicon is the Japanese name) smell like garlic flavored dirty diapers; but it tastes good.

Murray