SINSULL, I thought the "pigacorns" were the ones that didn't fly and had those big horns on top of their heads, and only came to maidens who had never been...never eaten um, bacon. Were you thinking of pigasuses...pigasi...them other things?

Jon, I was trying to hint around that now would be a good time. If I were truly a flying pig, I could have a lot of fun with people. "Oh yeah, well I'll admit I was wrong when..." (flap, oink) "...uh-oh..."