Little Sammy SqueezerSammy likes to squeeze bread
He can't help himself
When he sees all the goodies
On the grocery shelfHe's squeezin' all night
And he's feelin' all right
Sammy squeezes baked goods
When he can't sleep at nightNot even the fruit-filled cookies are safe
Sammy's little thumbprints
Get them all out of shapeHe's squeezin' all night
That boy ain't right
Sammy squeezes baked goods
When he can't sleep at nightThumb in, thumb out, thumb in, thumb out
Smash that bag and twist and shoutHe's squeezin' all night
And he's feelin' all right
Sammy squeezes baked goods
When he can't sleep at night