Aw EJ, you fellas don't really want Lethbridge, or the rest of Palliser's Triangle, do you? That's our very favourite dustbowl waiting to happen again! You should also consider giving back the Aroostook territory -- you're obviously not taking care of it, as anyone can tell from from a day's driving on Route 2 in winter.

My mother once had a pair of tabby kittens named Tippecanoe and Tiger Too, but we could never quite figure out how to name a cat after either the Oregon or Alaska boundary disputes.