So I heard it this way from my mom (who grew up in Northern Kentucky in the 50s-60s). Pretty similar to Mark and Lily...

I was looking out a window, a second story window
When I caught my eyeball on the sill, the sill
Someone get a hatchet, there's a flying baby's cradle
A man's best friend is his mother
You're a liar
You've been drinkin'
Peroxide makes your hair grow blonder
Onions make your breath smell stronger
My father bought a horse
Yay, pop!