The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25650   Message #307555
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
28-Sep-00 - 04:39 PM
Thread Name: Anyone here had to recite?
Subject: RE: Anyone here had to recite - Part 2
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

and another:

The breezes, the breezes, they blow through the treeses
They blow the girls' skirtses above the girls' kneeses.
The college man seeses and does what he pleases
And spreads the diseases--oh Jeezes, oh Jeezes!!

The things you learn in eighth grade!

Dave Oesterreich