Entertaining as they may be, sexual gaffs are not the topic at most mixed (M&F) get togethers.

Whether they are regretful or monumental, over time they are probably some of the funniest moments in our life. If sex is strictly serious business then this is not the thread for you.




I had a girlfriend who was very imaginative and cherished surprises when it came to love making. Nothing really strange but sometimes it was baby powder, or oil or saran wrap or locations. It was all a lot of fun, except for the times she would play Barry Manilow all night long. She was particularly beautiful and among people of a certain age they would remark on how much she looked like Grace Kelly.

One day however she made a dramatic entrance. The kind in which she envisioned a rapturous enticement that would sweep her off her feet.
The moment I beheld the specatcle of the hot pink skimpy nighty with the black feathers surrounding the cut out area of the nipples and the same with the bottoms, I cried out in hysterical laughter because all my mind was seeing was a giant owl sauntering out of the bath room.

oops.