Not sure this falls in the gaff category or not but...

...back in the 70s I lived with another couple and I really had the hots for the lady part of the couple and so they broke up and so I called her up and invited her to, ahhhhh, come visit (so to speak) and so she did but she brought her, ahhhhh, her roommate (also female) and so what I thought might be an intimate night with a lady I really wanted to be with ended up being an evening with her and her her girlfriend???

Well I think they call that a managa'twa, 'er somethin' like that and it ain't like her girlfriend was all that bad 'er nutin'... Jus' wasn't what I had in mind...

Busy night, that much is fir sure...

B~