So she says: "You don't like anything weird & kinky, do you?"

And he says: "Not really...except 'maybe' for the goat, the leather cummerbund, the Nun and the trampoline filled with jello."

She: "Ok...ok, I guess....wait, what flavor jello?"

He:"Uh...lime.."

She: "Pervert!"


The only real gaffe is not thinking and caring enough to sound out your partner and be aware of what concerns them and what pleases them.... the details are 'almost' irrelevant.



If your ideas don't match, gracefully back away.