The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134693   Message #3076785
Posted By: Steve Shaw
17-Jan-11 - 07:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Young Earth Creationism
Subject: RE: BS: Young Earth Creationism
I am quite glad to be "more" than the fifth ape. For one thing apes are incapable of performing and enjoying folk music.

Yeah but fifth apes are the only ones capable of worrying about tomorrow and whether their stocks and shares are up or down. What's more, unlike the other four apes, fifth apes have an aversion to wiping their bottoms with their bare hands and spending hours picking off and eating lice from their partners. Oh, what pleasures we forgo.