Oooooooh, Nurse Ratched is around. Listen, you old X*&#!!*%*@! - there'll be no reverse vasectomies around here, discount or not! At least not without a reverse menopause for me.

That Kimchi recipe was fraudulent - it made the stuff sound almost palatable, when in fact it is the devil's work - and you the devil's handmaiden! Begone foul creature!!

All I want is a private room with a nice nurse, lots of pillows, warm baguettes and brie, and intravenous Pineau de Charentes. Is that too much to ask?